Sayings About Starbucks

“I work there. Meh.”

- A disgruntled Starbucks employee

“DRINKING COFFEE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!”

- Some bitch who drinks too much coffee

“Um… um… um…”

- Some jackass who doesn’t know what he’s going to get

“HURRY THE FUCK UP, MORON!”

- Someone standing behind some jackass who doesn’t know what he’s going to get

“What do you mean,  you don’t serve Pepsi?”

- An idiot who looks for Pepsi in a Starbucks

“I’M ON FIRE! FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!”

- Someone on fire

~ by maggeh on October 1, 2008.