Sayings About Amusement Parks
“The roller coaster reminds me of my work.”
- A disgruntled Starbucks employee
“That bad man in the costume touched me!”
- A girl talking about a Catholic priest who was visiting the amusement park
“You think YOU have it bad, fucker? Try being me!”
- A pretzel vendor to the disgruntled Starbucks employee
“What do you mean, $4.50 for a fucking small soda? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS?”
- The average amusement park visitor
“What do you mean, $4.50 for a fucking medium soda? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS?”
- A dude who wanted to go to an amusement park but decided to go to the movies instead
“FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!”
- A jackass who decided to cosplay someone from 300 and go around kicking little kids into water fountains
oooh roller coaster lol