Sayings About Life (Pt. 2)
“Life is like working at Tim Hortons. Except it’s not Tim Hortons, it’s Starbucks.”
- A disgruntled Starbucks employee
“If life was the Bible, and Jesus ate tacos, then life would have cheese. Why can’t life be a burrito?”
- A devout Taco Bell employee
“There are many questions one can ask about life. Why are we here? Who is responsible for our being? What is our fate, and who the hell keeps complaining about working at Starbucks?”
- Some philosophical dude from Second Cup
“Life is like a hamburger. We got the meat, the cheese, the bread, the lettuce, the tomato, the onions and the pickles. You know what that is? That’s discriminating against chickenburgers, is what it is.”
- A bored Burger King employee
“I fucking hate Burger King.”
- A pissed off McDonalds employee going way off track
“Iced coffee was invented after some retard sued for getting burned by coffee. And won.”
- A Starbucks customer drinking iced coffee
Who the hell talks about iced coffee when the freaking thing is titled, “Sayings About Life”?!
Gawd, what a dumb-ass.